“Blammo! Another successful interaction with a man!”
I just went to the market to buy some food for dinner where I had a Liz Lemon interaction with the cute checker.
Checker: Hey, how are you today?
Me: I’m Good, how are you?
Checker: ALRIGHTY! (Awkward pause) I, I, I mean I’m alright… I’m not alrighty
Me: bah hurhurhur - awkward laugh
I then look around so I wont make a googly face
Checker: Why are you looking so suspicious?
Me: Hahaha um um I don’t know.
He then hands me my bag and we awkwardly touch hands too long.